小学生励志英语短文
My Husband Will Be Home Soon
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!"
我丈夫马上就要回来了
一个已婚男人去拜访他的“女朋友”时,女朋友要求他剃去胡须。
“噢,詹姆斯,我喜欢你的胡子,但我更喜欢看到你英俊的面孔。”
詹姆斯回答说,“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子,所以我不可能剃掉它,否则她会杀了我的。”
“噢,我求你了,”女朋友用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。
“可是,我不能,”他回答道,“我的妻子喜欢这胡子。”
在女朋友再三请求下,他终于屈服同意了。夜里,在妻子熟睡时,詹姆斯爬上了床。
妻子朦朦胧胧地摸了摸他的脸说道,“噢,迈克尔,你不应该在这里,我的丈夫很快就要回来了。”
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.
"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "
"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.
在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面,一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。 “停下吧,”一位乘客把头伸出窗子,对小个子喊道,“你追不上的!”
“我必须追上,”小个子气喘吁吁地说,“我是司机!”
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.
One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.
After the servant gave the note to the rich man, he pretended to be reading it and after a while, he said, "OK, I know. Go and tell your master, I'll go myself shortly.
从前,有个人很富有,但他不识字。
一天,他的一位朋友想向他借一头公牛,便写了个条,让仆人送到富人那里。 仆人把条子给了富人。富人便假装看了一会儿,然后说道:“好啦,我知道了。回去告诉你的主人,我马上自己过去。”
The sun has begun to set and I hang up the smile I’ve worn all day, though I will make sure it is the first thing I put back on in the morning just in case it is “that day.” I want her to see me at my very best.
I do the normal routine, eat dinner, clean the house, write—the usual stuff. And then I lay down hoping to fall asleep quickly so my new day will hurry up and arrive. A new day with a brand new sun. But as I lay there and wait for the world to turn half way around, I think about her. And sometimes I smile, and sometimes that smile will turn into asnicker, and then often that snicker will turn into a burst of laughter.
太阳将要下山,我收起挂了一天的微笑,不过我会确保明天早上第一件事就是将它又挂回去,以防这天就是“那一天”。我希望她看到我的最佳状态。
我按平时的规律吃晚餐、打扫屋子、写作——做着日常事务。然后我躺下,希望能快点入睡,新的一天就能快点到来——拥有新生太阳的崭新的一天。可当我躺在那儿,等待着世界的日夜回转时,我想到了她。有时我会笑起来,有时那微笑变成了窃笑,然后窃笑又常常变成爆笑。
And then there are times I get that lump in my throat and that tight feeling in my chest, and sometimes that feeling overwhelms me and begins to turn into a tear, and often that tear multiplies itself and I can no longer fight the feeling and I lose the battle. Then somehow through either the joy or the sadness I drift and find myself asleep. Then the dreams begin and keep me company until my new day arrives.
When I awake it’s with such excitement because I tell myself this could be the day that every other day has led up to and the first day of the rest of my life. I quickly don my smile because I do so want her to see me at my very best. Then I look out the window because, even though I know it’s dawn, I still have to confirm I’ve been given another chance to find her.
也有些时候,我的喉咙像是被一块东西哽住了,胸口发闷;有时那种伤感席卷而来,我开始流泪,眼泪常常越流越多,我再也无力抵抗悲伤,败下阵来。然后不知怎的,我在或喜悦或悲伤中飘荡,逐渐入眠。然后梦境开始伴我左右,直至新的一天到来。
醒来时,我兴奋不已,因为我告诉自己今天也许就是之前其他日子为之打下基础的“那一天”,是我余生的第一天。我迅速挂上微笑,因为我真的很想让她看到我的最佳状态。然后我朝窗外看去,因为即使我知道现在才刚刚破晓,我仍得确定自己可以与她再次邂逅。
And there it is…the sun, even when it’s cloudy; somehow I still see it. And it smiles at me and I say, “Thank you,” and I smile back.
Then I ask myself, “Is this the day?” And the excitement rushes over me again. And then I ask myself, “Where’s it going to be?”
它在那里……太阳,虽然还是云雾重重,但我还是看到它了。它朝我微笑,我道了声“谢谢”,回以一笑。
然后我问自己:“今天就是那一天吗?”兴奋之情再次充溢全身。然后我问自己:“它会在哪里呢?”
Maybe it’ll be at the water fountain, and, unexpectedly, there I’ll find her, and much more than my thirst will be quenched. Maybe it’ll be at the grocery store and there she’ll appear as I’m picking out fruit, and she’ll show me the difference between fresh and spoiled. Then, from that moment, nothing that I eat will ever taste the same because she’ll bring out the simplest beauties in everything I see, taste, smell, hear, or touch.
Or maybe today will be the day when my angel brings an item up to the cash register without its price tag. And as I wait behind this angel with all the frustrated people who are in such a hurry with their busy lives, I will find myself with such blessed extra time. Just enough time to start a conversation with this beautiful vision standing in front of me that I might not otherwise have noticed, but, because of a “price check on register 5,” I was able to find her.
也许它会藏在饮水机里,没想到我真能在那里找到她,为我生津止渴,取之不尽。也许它会躲在杂货店里,我拿起水果的时候,她就出现了,她会给我展示新鲜和变质的不同。然后,从那一刻开始,我所尝到的一切味道不再一样,因为但凡我看到的、尝到的、闻到的、听到的或摸到的东西,她都带出了它们最简单的美丽。
或许就在今天,我的天使把一件没有价格标签的商品拿到收银台。我在天使身后排队,看着身心疲惫的人们忙忙碌碌地过日子,庆幸自己得到了这样的额外时间,让我可以和面前的倩影闲聊一会儿,否则我也许会错过,但只因为一句“请到5号收银台付款”,我就能找到她。
Thank you for the sun, which began my new day. Thank you for granting me the faith when I arose this morning that I would find her in this new day. But most of all, thank you for me not having to ever wait on another sunrise because whenever I want to see it, I will look at her and there it shall always be, in her eyes; she will forever hold it for me.
She is my sunrise, my dawn, my new day.
感谢太阳,它是新一天的开始。感谢你让我今早一起床就满怀信心,知道自己能在这新的一天找到她。但最要感谢的是我不必再等下一个日出,因为无论我想何时看到它,我都可以看向她,它总会出现在她的双眸里;她永远为我留着。
她是我的日出,我的黎明,我崭新的一天。
People often wonder why historians go to so much trouble to preserve millions of books, documents and records.
Why do we have libraries? What good are these documents and history books? Why do we record and save the actions of men, the negotiations of government officials and the events during wars?
We do it because, sometimes, the voice of experience can cause us to stop, look and listen. Sometimes, past records, when understood in the right way, can help us decide what to do and what not to do. If we are ever to create lasting peace, we must seek its origins in human experience and in the records of human history.
From the stories of courage and devotion of men and women, we create the inspirations of youth. History records the suffering, the self-denial, the devotion, and the heroic deeds of people in the past. These records can help us when we are confused and when we really need peace.
The main purpose of history is to create a better world. History gives a warning to those who promote war, and inspiration to those who seek peace.
In short, history helps us learn. Yesterday’s records can keep us from repeating yesterday’s mistakes. And from the pieces of mosaic assembled by historians come the great murals which represent the progress of mankind.
人们常常心存疑虑,为什么历史学家要费尽周折地保存数以万计的书籍、文献和记录。
我们为什么要有图书馆呢?这些文献和史书有何用处呢? 我们为什么要记载并保存人类的行为、**的谈判和战争中的事件呢?
我们这么做的原因在于有时候经验之音能促使我们停步、观察和倾听。也因为有时候过去的记载经过正确地诠释,能帮助我们决定何事可为、何事不可为。如果我们想要创造*的和平,我们就必须从人类的经验以及人类历史的记载中去探索其渊源。
从体现男性和女性勇敢和奉献精神的故事之中,我们获得了青春的启示。历史记载着人类的一切苦难、克己、忠诚和英勇的事迹。这些记载在我们困惑和渴望和平时能对我们有所帮助。
历史的主要目的是创造一个更加美好的世界。历史对那些力主战争的人给以警告,给予那些寻求和平的人以启示。
简而言之,历史帮助我们学习。昨日的记载可以使我们避免重蹈覆辙。这些历史学家们创作的像马赛克一样色彩缤纷的历史片断汇聚成了代表人类进步的伟大壁画。
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1、英语短文100字科幻小短文100字
坐着时光机来到了1000年后,哇!3004年真是不同凡响。街道上到处是悬浮汽车,每个人都忙碌着。我走着走着,忽然看见一张海报。上面写着月球之旅。这可是个难得的好机会,此时不去,更待何时!
我立刻报了名,开始我的月球之旅。我坐上超光速飞船向月球进发,忽的一下子便来到了20.44万千米高空中,这时候电脑发出警告,离月球还有18万千米。一瞬间便来到了月球。
月球上什么时候盖起了宾馆。宾馆的招牌上刻着五个刚劲有力的大字“广寒宫宾馆”,我想,这八成是嫦娥仙子开的宾馆吧!我走进一看,有一个人影向这边奔赴,她身穿彩衣,裹着白纱,手里抱着一只玉兔,美极了!“Hello!欢迎光临!”我说了一句:“谢谢!”我走进宾馆找了个空座位坐下,叫了几盘这儿最出名的酒菜。不一会儿,一桌巧夺天工的酒菜便上桌了。每道菜都有它们自己的特色,就是不知味道如何。我怀着试一试的心理尝了尝,哇!这儿的菜不光中看,吃起来更是让人叫绝。不知是哪位*做的菜,我让嫦娥仙子把这儿的名厨请来。这不是灶神吗?怎么当起厨师了?这时天外来了个旅行团,他们个个都怪模怪样,天哪!我居然看见了UFO!天庭什么时候也开始了外交关系?牛郎织女正骑着牛儿向这儿奔来,你一定很奇怪他们俩怎么能在一起呢?其实*娘娘早已下令能让众仙有情人终成眷属。这可让猪八戒和吴刚大有可趁,他俩不分昼夜的为嫦娥做义务劳动。希望讨得嫦娥的欢欣。齐天大圣驾着金斗云来了,瞧!他拿着今年以他做广告的手提电脑正在交网友。宙斯和他的妻子赫拉、儿子赫耳墨斯开着劳斯来斯在天街闲游。许仙、白素贞也在这儿吃饭。法海来了,不用当心,他们现在可是朋友了。
吃完了饭,我便来到了这儿的风景区瑶池仙境。这儿的荷花可真美,还闪着金光,五彩缤纷。听说,这里的水能治百病,我带些回去试试。随后又来到了蟠桃园,这儿的仙桃可真大,5元一个,真馋人。
天上一日,地上十年。我依依不舍地乘着飞船返回地球。
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2、小学五年级下册语文第三单元作文:卫生委员竞选发言稿
各位同学:
大家好。我是×××。我竞选劳动卫生委员。
我这个人热爱劳动,劳动没有轻活、重活、脏活、累活之分。有这样一句话——只有丢人的窝囊废,没有丢人的职业!打扫教室、打扫卫生区、打扫走廊等等等等,很多很多,这,都算是劳动,劳动也是职业!虽然,打扫厕所这一方面的劳动大家谁都不愿意干,但是,这——是光荣的!
我们都知道,我们的中华民族是世界上最勤劳勇敢的民族,在中国五千年的历史长河里,中国人的勤劳创造了璀璨的华夏文明和中华文化。也正是由于中国人的勤劳,才有了今天中国经济飞速发展的奇迹!
同样的道理,我们学生也应当热爱劳动、发奋学习、健康成长。于是,我们在家里只要有时间,就应该力所能及地进行家务劳动,比如扫地、拖地、倒垃圾、帮爸爸妈妈提东西、给长辈倒水等。我把这些热爱劳动的好习惯也带到学校里来了。
若我能够成功当选,我会做到以下几点:
一保持教室内的卫生,角落里不留一点灰尘。在上课前黑板上无一字迹。
二保持卫生区内的卫生,没有废纸,做到五分钟内干完值日。
三保持教室内地面湿润,玻璃要力所能及的擦干净。
四桌椅摆放整齐,成竖状一字型。桌子间的空隙要能使一个人轻松通过。
这样,我就会逐渐成为一个热爱集体、关心同学、有责任心的人。
谢谢大家
3、小学六年级英语作文:我的梦想
Believe in everyone's heart have a dream, although they each are not identical, but are great, some people want to be a teacher, for example, use knowledge to nurture the students; Some want to be a police, maintain social stability and peace; Some want to be a doctor, to heal the wounded and rescue the dying; Some want to be a fireman, help people out of the woods yet... My dream is to be a doctor to heal the wounded and rescue the dying.
Doctor, is a great career. They are superb skill of the patient back from death, let them have a complete family, make more and more people can happy life, long life. At the same time, it is also a kind of to society for the reward of the motherland, in this way to give back to society, I feel very proud.
At the same time, I know a doctor is not so good when, want to be a good doctor, should not only have rich cultural knowledge, to studies in medicine, and treat the patient should be concerned about, peaceful attitude, because they are patient. Sick is a bad thing, we should not indifference to them, should be abiding by for them.
Dream, not lip service, so now, I want to study well, struggling, in order to be able to become a good doctor to help others, efforts to fight it, come on!
相信每个人的心中都有一个梦想,它们虽然各不相同,但却都是伟大的,比如有的人想当一名教师,用知识来哺育学生们;有的想当一名警察,维护社会的安定与和平;有的想当一名医生,救死扶伤;有的想当一名消防员,帮助人们脱离险境……我的`梦想就是当一名救死扶伤的医生。
医生,是一个伟大的职业。他们以高超的医术把病人从死神手中夺回来,让他们拥有一个完整的家,使越来越多的人们能够幸福安康、长命百岁。同时,这也是一种对社会对祖国的报答,用这种方式来回馈社会,我感到很骄傲。
同时,我知道医生也不是那么好当的,要想当一名优秀的医生,不仅要有丰富的文化知识,要在医学方面刻苦钻研,而且对待病人要关心,态度要祥和,因为他们是病人。得了病是一件难受的事,我们不应该对他们冷漠无情,应该要为他们分忧解难。
梦想,不是嘴上说说就能实现的,所以现在,我要好好学习,努力上进,为了能够当上一名优秀的医生来帮助别人,努力地奋斗吧,加油!
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